Just when I think that even Donald John Trump cannot maintain a sufficiently idiotic falsehood he proves me wrong. He’s doubling down on transgender mice. Crazy man. Of all the things I’d want to study with mice, gender identity is dead last.
Also, I want to know what supply house is overcharging him for lab mice. That’s the real scandal. What are they paying? Like $50k per mouse?
No I have it. You get a free Tesla with each mouse!
Other important questions. How do we know the mice are trans? Do we give them ittle bitty mouse outfits? Do they self identify? Do they need mouse therapists to diagnose them?
What about the undocumented mice? I hear they work for much less. Are they cheating hard working American mice out of business?
What about pronouns and how do they handle the non-binary mice?
But yes, strengthen your laugh muscles!
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